Silent treatment. Works every time. 😏

You guys really should’ve seen all the stuff he was saying about beards though. It would’ve brought anyone to tears. 😪

My mom's insults are better than mine.

  • Mom: *reaches over to feel my heart*
  • Me: Mom, that's my right boob.
  • Mom: Oh, sorry. I thought it was a pimple.
  • Me: