Not now not now I’m black
Is what my brother just whispered to me in his sleep

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  • #sleep talking #talking whilst sleeping #sleep #brother #seriously laughing so hard #i almost woke him up #lololololol #im black #black #hahahaha #hes so mexican #i cant even #if anything #he acts like a #white boy #ethnicity #funny #lol #lawl #whut #its #2am #why am i awake
  • 1 year ago

My mom's insults are better than mine.

  • Mom:*reaches over to feel my heart*
  • Me:Mom, that's my right boob.
  • Mom:Oh, sorry. I thought it was a pimple.
  • Me:
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  • #Insults #funny #mom #pimples #boobs
  • 2 years ago
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  • One Direction:you don't know you're beautiful.
  • LMFAO:bitch, I'm sexy and I know it.
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  • #lmfao #1d #one direction #sexy and i know it #funny #vs #sexy #beautiful
  • 2 years ago
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