Mix Tape Paranoia
College student with an intense fascination for beards, Ireland, and Brand New. E mi chiamano Pippi.
hello this is me
Tell me things
My mom's insults are better than mine.
*reaches over to feel my heart*
Mom, that's my right boob.
Oh, sorry. I thought it was a pimple.
#Insults #funny #mom #pimples #boobs
2 years ago